生命匆匆 ， 不必委曲求全 ， 不要给自己留下遗憾 ， 以自己喜欢的方式生活 ， 做自己喜欢做的事 ， 宠爱自己 ， 做一个独特的自己才是最重要的 。下面为小编整理的可爱调皮幽默的早安句子英文 。
1.以后一定要对男朋友好一点 ， 毕竟他是这个世界上眼光最好的人 。
After all, he is the most discerning person in the world.
2.人生有时就像电脑 ， 说死机就死机 ， 没得商量 。
Sometimes, life is like a computer. If it crashes, it will crash. It's not negotiable.
3.我发现在我心里 众生都平等 只有你一个超重 。
I find that in my heart all beings are equal, only you are overweight.
4.爱你是我的事情 ， 跟你没有一毛钱关系 。
Love you is my business. It has nothing to do with you.
5.小熊软糖和我你只能选一个 ， 可是偷偷告诉你我有小熊软糖哦 。
You can only choose one of the gummy bear and me, but secretly tell you that I have gummy bear.
6.那些曾经把我击倒的人 ， 谢谢你们 ， 躺着真舒服 。
Those who have knocked me down, thank you. It's so comfortable to lie down.
7.为了能当上富二代 ， 我每天躺在床上等我爸富起来 。
In order to be rich, I lie in bed every day waiting for my father to get rich.
8.不努力拿什么向曾经抛弃你的人证明他有多瞎 。
Don't try to prove how blind he is to the one who abandoned you.
9.进了考场就得了健忘症 ， 出了考场就得了妄想症 。
He got amnesia when he entered the examination room and delusion when he left the examination room.
【可爱调皮幽默的早安句子英文】10.你这么胖可长点心吧 ， 点心什么点心 。
You're so fat you can have snacks. What kind of snacks do you have.
11.你要走我不送你 ， 但是你要回来不管多大的雨我都接你 。
I will not send you if you want to leave, but I will pick you up no matter how heavy the rain is.
12.一场英语听力下来 ， 唯一能听懂的就是开始的那几句中文 。
When listening to English, the only thing you can understand is the first few Chinese sentences.
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