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1. "I've been feeling bloated lately... maybe it's because I'm pregnant with a food baby."
2. "I think I'm pregnant with a unicorn... or maybe I just ate too many rainbows."
3. "I bought a pregnancy test... turns out I'm just really good at peeing on sticks."
4. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just wearing my spare tire as a fashion statement."
5. "I'm pretty sure I'm pregnant... with a Chipotle burrito."
6. "I've been craving pickles and ice cream... but I think that just means I'm weird."
7. "I think I'm pregnant with a basketball... or maybe just a really big sandwich."
8. "My husband thinks I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure it's just all the cheese I've been eating."
9. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just practicing my food baby development."
10. "I've been feeling nauseous lately... but that's probably just because I saw my bank account balance."
11. "I think I'm pregnant with a pizza... or maybe just a really awesome dream."
12. "I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant, but my cravings for snacks are getting out of hand."
13. "I think I'm pregnant... with a baby elephant. That's normal, right?"
14. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just preparing for the holiday season with my food belly."
15. "I've been feeling exhausted lately... but that's probably just because I'm addicted to Netflix."
16. "I think I'm pregnant with a pumpkin spice latte... or maybe just a really cozy sweater."
17. "My husband keeps joking that I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure he's just hoping I'll bake him more cookies."
18. "I'm pretty sure I'm not pregnant, but my coworkers keep offering me their seats on public transportation."
19. "I think I'm pregnant with a zombie... or maybe just a really good Halloween costume idea."
20. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just trying to keep up with the Kardashians' big butts."
21. "I've been feeling dizzy lately... but that's probably just because I'm dizzyingly in love with pizza."
22. "I think I'm pregnant with a beach ball... or maybe just a really fun day at the beach."
23. "My husband keeps joking that I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure he's just hoping for a free pass to play video games all day."
24. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just wearing my winter coat... all year round."
25. "I think I'm pregnant with a Jenga tower... or maybe just a really exciting date night idea."
26. "I've been feeling like a whale lately... but that's probably just because I've been swimming in a sea of snacks."
27. "I think I'm pregnant with a pi?ata... or maybe just a really festive party."
28. "My husband thinks I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure it's just the extra holiday weight that I never lost."
29. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just wearing my sweatpants with pride."
30. "I think I'm pregnant with a rainbow... or maybe just a really colorful smoothie."
31. "I've been feeling like a beached whale lately... but that's probably just because I haven't hit the gym in months."
32. "I think I'm pregnant with a giant cheeseburger... or maybe just a really good daydream."
33. "My coworkers keep joking that I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure it's just because I'm always snacking at my desk."
34. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just wearing my stretchy pants and claiming it's a fashion choice."
35. "I think I'm pregnant with a disco ball... or maybe just a really fun party idea."
36. "I've been feeling like a potato lately... but that's probably just because I haven't moved from my couch in days."
37. "I think I'm pregnant with a rocket ship... or maybe just a really cool science experiment."
38. "My husband keeps joking that I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure it's just because I keep falling asleep on the couch during movie nights."
39. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just wearing my sweatshirt with pride."
40. "I think I'm pregnant with a giant donut... or maybe just a really sweet daydream."
41. "I've been feeling like a couch potato lately... but that's probably just because I'm binging on my favorite TV shows."
42. "I think I'm pregnant with a disco ball... or maybe just a really fun party idea."
43. "My coworkers keep joking that I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure it's just because I bring snacks to every meeting."
44. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just pretending I am to get out of going to the gym."
45. "I think I'm pregnant with a giant cookie... or maybe just a really tasty daydream."
46. "I've been feeling like a sloth lately... but that's probably just because I'm spending too much time on the couch."
47. "I think I'm pregnant with a giant balloon... or maybe just a really fun party decoration."
48. "My husband keeps joking that I'm pregnant... but I'm pretty sure he just wants an excuse to buy more snacks."
49. "I'm not pregnant, I'm just wearing my pajamas 24/7."
【暗示怀孕幽默句子】50. "I think I'm pregnant with a giant slice of cake... or maybe just a really delicious calorie-bomb."

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